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Too legit to quit |
Lunzer stepped on to the kickball field last night, but this time with a bat and a glove. Having trouble locating a quality sub (Fucking Vikes/Packers game) I put out the call for a warm body. All I asked is that he go 2 for 7 with no strike outs. He shattered my expectations. While smashing the ball into the deepest parts of the infield, you could take in what looked like a Usain Bolt race... slow motion replay as Lunzer (galloped? trotted? I believe someone refer to it as "watching a camel run"?) to first. 3 for 8 on the night.
Anyone can go 3 for 8 in D league softball? The man can play D too. On a botched fly ball to shallow outfield our short stop gunned the ball to Lunzer, at catcher, while the runner was just starting to round third. Lunzer snatched the ball out of the air as if it was the last beer in the cooler at a kickball game and with only 11 seconds to apply the tag DID NOT FUCK UP THE PLAY! 2 wins and 0 losses on the night as Lunzer filled in beautifully for the Defending D League Champions. Leraw, I still don't know where the shirts are... ________________________________________________________________________________ Outfielder in MUSA Minnesota now plays for: Shhh... Go Fuck Yourselves SPRING '10 Call it a come back!!! Teams that I once played on: Cleveland Steamers, Sassholes (with Paypal) Leader of the "New" MUSA feelings movement |
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Let me throw it out there. Lunzer, next time the Vikings/Packers play on Monday night during fall softball and 2 of my best players decide to watch that instead of play softball and none of the guys on the team can find a sub... wait by the phone, wait by the phone.
________________________________________________________________________________ Outfielder in MUSA Minnesota now plays for: Shhh... Go Fuck Yourselves SPRING '10 Call it a come back!!! Teams that I once played on: Cleveland Steamers, Sassholes (with Paypal) Leader of the "New" MUSA feelings movement |
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We need to sign that guy up, you should have seen it, his speed was on full display as he hit a hot (weak) shot (dribbler) to the short stop looked like a for sure double play, however, with grit and determination he beat out the throw by a solid 5 (half) step(s).
To give you an idea as to how fast he was running, it took him another 100 feet to slow down. Well oiled machine I tell you. __________________________ Leraw: "Hey Jen, are you going to put anything else in your mouth?" Jen: "No, but you can" |
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Too legit to quit |
You forgot to mention it was an errant throw to first that only a few (anyone in the world) could have turned into a double (had they not ended up in right field running through 1st).
________________________________________________________________________________ Outfielder in MUSA Minnesota now plays for: Shhh... Go Fuck Yourselves SPRING '10 Call it a come back!!! Teams that I once played on: Cleveland Steamers, Sassholes (with Paypal) Leader of the "New" MUSA feelings movement |
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Sage of the red orb |
He's a gamer, that's for sure!
Anti-manbunting MUSA member since 2003 |
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