We came into the roll offs for the first third in 6th place. It was easy to step up after we knew we couldn't win it.

RH 184-182-199
Lunz 145-144-156
Joe* 195-195-195
Zoedog 211-220-228
656 228-175-256

*in NYC
We managed to sqeeze out a vicory. 28.5 to 3.5
Hopefully everyone doesn't get upset about us running up the score.

-from the rumor mill: Sources are hinting that the People's Champion have signed a rookie free agent to help them for the remainder of the season.

We were able to beat down the no talent schlubs while wonder who this 4th person bowling with us was. He resembled some that bowled with us about 5 weeks ago. He turned out to be the creator of "The Rotation", Brain K. "Zoedog" Ramsey. He really helps us out the weeks "The Rotation" has him bowling. Sounds like we put our tips together and have straighten out the ship.

The 28.5 should get us back into the Wild Card race. We know we're not a team that likes to win thirds, it was no suprise we collapsed at the end. We are the Wild Card team, if someone wants our spot they will have to not want to win a little less then us.

Preview of the 2nd third:

We will get 5 people to show up 9 out of 10 weeks.

We will take 2nd place.

At least you didn't bowl like me on Tuesday...

94-94-165, average of 130, with a 81 handicap.
I think the shots/beer influenced my performance.
Lame.

Hate to see how bad you would've been had you not been drinking.

Funny effer. I normally don't do that bad, I normally break 100 at least.

Not everyone can be you.

If Lunzer reads this, he should be laughing about the two 94 games you had. 93 is a very special score for the People's Champions.

Alcohol increases abilities in bowling, dancing singing and many other things.
Don't blame the booze.

quote:

Originally posted by Lunzer:
Alcohol increases abilities in bowling, dancing singing and many other things.
Don't blame the booze.

Obvious, just look at our final games this week.

I dunno guys... not to one-up you, but here's what I send to our team each week, and this is just a part of it. And in regards to the alcohol aiding anything, you do the math...

Scores
Nate: 151-128-122 (total 401, handicap of 63, handicap total 590)
Drew: 196-148-122 (total 466, handicap of 0 (first week bowling), handicap total 466)
Brian: 143-105-128 (total 376, handicap of 0 (first week bowling), handicap total 376)
Jen: 94-94-165 (total 353, handicap of 81, handicap total 596)


Recap


Jessica (aka Schaffnuts/Puma from the Sex Panthers, and various other teams) joined us for the evening.

Chad will not be bowling with the team, this was brought to our attention yesterday. Brian Schnell is our new teammate. A fellow kickballer and most of us know him from the Off In The Shower team.

Everyone but me started off strong, but me. Apparently I was saving all my fantastic skills for Game Three.

Brian was working on a personal record... to throw his ball down the alley at record speeds. I think he broke 22mph in Game Three's tenth frame. Nice.

Drew represented and followed through on his shots promise in Game One... thanks for the Jager. Just remember next time... some of us need the Redbull to keep us running properly. And by properly, I mean strong.

Blueberry Muffin shots are good. They're made with Vanillacuddy's. Not Blue UV. Ha, free shot for Nate.

I'm not sure about the pitcher count, but I know there were two to start, followed by another two, and then when the Blueberry Muffins were brought out, there was another two. That would total six pitchers. I think that means we all drank at least one pitcher, one shot of Jager, and one Blueberry Muffin. Wow.

Text messaging doesn't help your game. Even if it's across the table.

quote:

Originally posted by redhed:
...Everyone but me started off strong, but me.

I don't know where the middle of this sentence is supposed to be? In the middle or at the end?

Kind of looks like a palindrome, but not...?

A grammar err, thank you PL wannabe.

I meant to say:

Everyone started off strong, but (meaning except) me.

Are you saying I should find someone else to model my role after?

Sure.

Come up with your own persona!!! Mine's too big and awesome to share!

I have... no one likes it. That's why I'm trying to find a new one.

Geez 656, why can't you just be yourself?

I know PL is a big peer pressure-er, but...

WHATEVER! My platform is Be Yourself and Don't Try Too Hard!

Ha.
The EXACT opposite of a certain HollyWulf.

OK. I'll stick to being an ass.