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2/3 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by The Renna.
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All-Time Vandelay Franchise, pre/regular/post seasons: 151-13-1 (13 seasons)
Spring 2003-2009: Vandelay Industries (52-2-1), 2 Golden Lunchboxes, 5 Final Fours, 5 Division Champions
Fall 2009: Vandelay Valley State (7-0), Golden Lunchbox, Final Four, Division Champions
Fall 2007-2008: Vandelay A&M (15-1), Golden Lunchbox, Final Four, 2 Division Champions
Fall 2006: Vandelay University (8-0), Silver Thermos, Final Four, Division Champions
Fall 2005: Vandelay Industries Farm Team (8-0), Division Champions
Fall 2004: VandaShock (7-1), Final Four, Division Champions
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Hall of Fame: Vandelay Industries, Class of 2007
MUSA All-Century Team
Commish's Cup: Champions 2007, 2006, 2005
Bracket Challenge: 2009 Third Place; 2008 Second Place; 2005 Winner
XBox Homerun Derby 2006: O'Brien's Champion; Milwaukee Champion; Wisconsin Champion; #3 at National Finals
Nelly Awards: Best Smacktalker 2005
Spring 2004: MUSA record for runs allowed in a season (5)
Teams: Check the poster on your wall

*** Don't hate me cuz you ain't me ***

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call us VI.

Anti-manbunting MUSA member since 2003