Projected bid allocation by City, all unused go to Milwaukee:

Milwaukee: 23
Twin Cities: 12
Madison: 9
Port Washington: 1
Green Bay: 1
Little Rock: 1
Chicago: 1


1. Dirty Dozen (6-0) 104 RF, 4 RA
2. Superdudes (5-0) 121, 5
3. No Talent Asz Clowns (4-0) 44, 4
4. OB's Machine (6-0) 115, 7
5. Wyoming Cowboys (5-0) 69, 8
6. Vandelay A&M (4-0) 56, 7
7. Spankers (6-0) 64, 12
8. Is This A Sport? (6-0) 34, 12
9. Liquor I Barely Know Her (5-0) 52, 12
10. Magic Eightball (4-0) 56, 11
11. Tap That Ass (6-0) 82, 20
12. n Balls (5-0) 47, 17
13. Phat Kids (5-0) 57, 20
14. Balls Deep (5-0) 65, 22
15. Sparkys (5-0) 66, 22
16. Sweet Tang (6-0) 106, 28
17. Houdini (6-0) 75, 33
18. Inpro Corporation (5-1) 39, 10
19. Bear Balls (5-1) 77, 13
20. BKF (5-1) 64, 16
21. Got Gas? (5-1) 53, 17
22. Kelly's Kickers (5-1) 39, 18
23. Blue Balls (5-1) 56, 18
24. Rouding Third (5-1) 59, 19
25. Kickin Balls Taken Names (5-1) 36, 20
26. Overnite Celebrities (5-1) 73, 20
27. Ballbusters (5-1) 61, 20
28. Mr Rogers Neighborhoodlums (5-1) 66, 26
29. Naked Girl Avalanche (4-0-2) 48, 25
30. Tosa Tossers (5-1) 66, 26
31. Ballistic Bunters (4-1) 59, 6
32. Ivan Drago (4-1) 28, 13
33. Moneyshotz (4-1) 32, 16
34. Schitzengiggles (4-1) 42, 17
35. Togglers (4-1) 30, 19
36. Buster Balls (4-1) 61, 19
37. Evil Monkees (4-1) 46, 20
38. Eat Dirt (4-1) 46, 20
39. Tri Lambda (4-1) 30, 20
40. I'd Hit It (4-1) 56, 21
41. Bad Boyz (4-1) 34, 22
42. Redeye (4-1) 67, 25
43. Flying Burritos (4-1) 57, 28
44. WTF (4-1) 62, 34
45. Waiver Required (4-1) 65, 41
46. Easy Out (3-1) 28, 10
47. Transformers (3-1) 42, 31
48. The Runs (4-2) 80, 22
49. Mike Oxbig Foundation (4-2) 62, 23
50. Kickin Mules (4-2) 45, 23
51. Dropkickers (4-2) 41, 24
52. Peanutbutter Balls (4-2) 67, 27
53. Liver Damage (4-2) 55, 30
54. Gym Rats (4-2) 57, 33
55. Depreciate This (4-2) 44, 35
56. Limited Edition (4-2) 34, 35
57. 1 Big Moaterboatin Inning (4-2) 64, 41
58. Rusty Trombones (4-2) 57, 42
59. We've Got The Runs (2-1-1) 38, 17
60. Rascals (3-2) 24, 15
61. Cut Yer Mullet (3-2) 37, 17
62. Saxxys Midnight Runners (3-2) 28, 17
63. Off In The Shower (3-2) 60, 19
64. Fresh (3-2) 38, 21
65. Picked Last In Gym Class (3-2) 44, 25
66. Wen Cuzins Merry (3-2) 33, 27
67. Wolskis Brawlskis (3-2) 34, 31
68. Chemical Neuters (3-2) 41, 32
69. MBP (2-1-2) 37, 25
70. Stabby McMurderson (3-2) 36, 38

HEY - I DON'T SEE CREATIVE JUICES ON HERE!!!

WHAT GIVES????

Just being on this list is a victory. I am shocked that we have four teams in our division on this list, including one in the top 3. A lot of work ahead of us to stay on the list.

BAK, at (0-5-1) 21, 116 you guys are substantially lower on the list. You're going to need a miracle to get in.

Unless we set up that Freeballers v Creative Juices game at the EOS just before the championship.

Early lines:

Creative Juices (-5) Freeballers 19

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Unless we set up that Freeballers v Creative Juices game at the EOS just before the championship.

You should stick Short Bus Heroes in there as well.

I was shocked to see that SBH had a win over Hell Yes Whoa! How fucking bad are they if they lose to Short Bus Heroes?

Hell Yes Woah!(and that is the way they spelled it) are pretty much the same as Short Bus, bad. These 2 teams do win in the "Who drank the most at the fields last night" category. I believe in the pitcher race at the field they are both over 70 pitchers in this season. And that was before last Friday.

My guess is though, that they would be worse sober.

70 pitchers in a season? Weak. Until somebody beats our 80 in one week, I will not be impressed.

And just look where those 80 pitchers in one week has gotten you...shacked up with another man and a blown Achilles.

I dont understand how Team Fucking Awesome did not make the list....Nellie I demand a recount.

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Originally posted by Death Machine:
And just look where those 80 pitchers in one week has gotten you...shacked up with another man and a blown Achilles.

Hey don't forget the damage they did to his physique as well.

Who's been signing in as The Body and writing posts with decent grammar and perfect spelling? Although, if there's one five-dollar word The Body could spell, it would be "physique".

I am still not certain what is wrong with my foot. I couldnt walk until 10ish Saturday and it has gotten better since. Still not playing until EOS because I want to make sure I am as healthy as possible for that day.

Being shacked up with another man was my own choice and it feels incredible. His hand-jobs are sub par tho. Guess it is because he is used to a shorter stroke.....

Where did the Chicago team come from?

Um, Chicago?

Go to the Doctor, for Christ's sake!

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Originally posted by Walter:
I am still not certain what is wrong with my foot. I couldnt walk until 10ish Saturday and it has gotten better since. Still not playing until EOS because I want to make sure I am as healthy as possible for that day.

Being shacked up with another man was my own choice and it feels incredible. His hand-jobs are sub par tho. Guess it is because he is used to a shorter stroke.....

He's barely been on the nerd bored since you two became roomies, do you keep him caged up sans computer?

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Originally posted by Stat Man:
Who's been signing in as The Body and writing posts with decent grammar and perfect spelling? Although, if there's one five-dollar word The Body could spell, it would be "physique".

That and I don't think he's ever quoted someone before has he?

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Originally posted by Better Red Than Dead:
Um, Chicago?

Smart ass. I'll rephrase the question. When did MUSA expand to Chicago?

Didn't your buddy, Rutlin, move to Chicago? Coincidence?