Fall 2009 Golden Lunchbox Tournament Bubble Watch 11/1/09

Wide Eyed Newbie
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Posted

Verdict is in:

Schaffnuts should be dragged outside and shot.

Posts: 16 | Registered: October 27, 2009

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AROK

Boozehound

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Mark N:
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Renna, I usually have no problem just being a knob for the fun of it. But I won't even feign hostility with you guys. It was frustrating seeing mid-level teams loading up with Vandelay players throughout the season. I was NOT saying Vandelay was picking up ringers.

Which teams? Can you clarify?

Speaking for the Togglers, we used 3 unique subs all year for a few games. These subs filled a total of 5 slots out of the minimum of 66 (for 6 games). 3 of these were female, 2 were male. We played short versus Transfomers having only 10 players.

We probably use less subs then almost every other well known team out there. This likely includes ASF just based on what I've heard.

Oh, and we aren't complaining about not getting into the EOS after only 6 games and being in one of the hardest conferences out there.

I subbed for the Togglers this season but I think when I sub it's ok since I have not yet achieved "super sub" status. The game I was a part of featured the Togglers vs Liquor in a very wet, rainy, messy, muddy game. It was awesome!

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Walter

Sage of the red orb
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The only time AROK and "suber sub" should be used in the same sentence is if somebody uses a pet name for their male genitalia when describing being balls deep in AROK.

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Danger

Heavy hitter

Posted

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Is that because you will be passed out Drunk and unable to play?

I have no idea what you speak of...nor does Mundo have video evidence.

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RePMiLToWN

Boozehound

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Judge and Jury:
Verdict is in:

Schaffnuts should be dragged outside and shot.

the only clever thing you have posted. everything else is a waste of time.

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Wide Eyed Newbie
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Posted

Verdict is in:

Repmiltown, Special K, and AROK are related.

Posts: 16 | Registered: October 27, 2009

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Wide Eyed Newbie
Picture of Judge and Jury

Posted

Verdict is in:

Walter is bitter. My guess it is weight related.

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THE BODY

Zealot

Posted

you're a douche

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Walter

Sage of the red orb
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Yeah - what he said!

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AROK

Boozehound

Posted

Shouldn't his (or her) name be "Judge, Jury, and Executioner?" Judge and Jury seems like you're just selling yourself short.

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Sinister

Freakazoid

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by AROK:
Shouldn't his (or her) name be "Judge, Jury, and Executioner?" Judge and Jury seems like you're just selling yourself short.

I am going to guess there is a character limitation, preventing that name.

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Wide Eyed Newbie
Picture of Judge and Jury

Posted

Verdict is in:

AROK will be getting my "super sub" soon.

Posts: 16 | Registered: October 27, 2009

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Donkey Power

Gamer

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Judge and Jury:
Verdict is in:

AROK will be getting my "super sub" soon.

I don't know who you are, but if it turns out that I am indeed a female, I want to have your babies...

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Posts: 94 | Registered: September 21, 2002

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The Renna

Sage of the red orb

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Judge and Jury:
Verdict is in:

The Renna needs to shorten his signature. It bores me.

No chance Judge! I've been boring people since '03.......just ask Pinky

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The Renna

Sage of the red orb

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Walter:
Renna - he wouldnt be able to say anything about Vandelay had I subbed...

yeah, but i would have had to explain to my teammates and God why i asked you to sub......eternity is too long to suffer through

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The Renna

Sage of the red orb

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by GameOver:
Renna, I usually have no problem just being a knob for the fun of it. But I won't even feign hostility with you guys. It was frustrating seeing mid-level teams loading up with Vandelay players throughout the season. I was NOT saying Vandelay was picking up ringers. I have no interest in a sub discussion, just wanted to be clear.

No sweat. FYI, Nelly is right though......for 3 seasons now, Togglers have had 4 Vandelay players on their roster (i'm one of 'em). That's a lot of kickball, but they aren't subs. But who are these teams you say Vandelayans sub for? I haven't heard of it, just curious. And you usually are a good knob, for knob's sake

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AROK

Boozehound

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Judge and Jury:
Verdict is in:

AROK will be getting my "super sub" soon.

Verdict is in:

AROK does not like "super-subs."

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mundoman

In a state of Kickball Zen

Posted

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Originally posted by Danger:
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Is that because you will be passed out Drunk and unable to play?

I have no idea what you speak of...nor does Mundo have video evidence.

Or do I?

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special k

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by GameOver:
Whining is my thing, excuses aren't. I just said that loss isn't a reflection of what our team can do. We totally deserved to lose for not having our people there and playing like shit on top of it. But that's about as relevant as anything coming out of special k's mouth, so we'll just do our thing Friday and bunt our way to a lunchbox on Saturday.

damn, what did i ever do to you besides to tell you to quit your whining, which is pretty much what everyone is telling you to do.

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