As of 11/3/09 at 1:36 PM

**Note: Number of first round byes will be decided based on the final number of teams in the tourney field**

Teams who are in, all have accepted except Brute Squad, they have until tomorrow night to do so:

1. Spankers (6-0) 6, 55
2. Superdudes (7-0) 8, 113
3. Kickin Balls Taken Names (5-0) 8, 54
4. Got Gas? (8-0) 13, 70
5. Shhhh (7-0) 13, 57
6. Fresh (8-0) 15, 60
7. Mischievous Badgers (7-0) 15, 70
8. Vandelay Valley State (7-0) 15, 55
9. Ridiculously Good Looking (Madison) (7-0) 16, 70
10. OB’s Fun Machine (6-0) 14, 99
11. The Bottle Milwaukee (8-0) 20, 98
12. Club G’s (7-0) 23, 54
13. Mr Rogers Neighborhoodlums (8-0) 35, 115
14. Magic Eightball (5-0) 29, 57
15. Anduzzi’s (7-0-1) 2, 156
16. Afterschool Specials (7-0-1) 12, 73
17. Sex Panthers (6-0-1)
18. Kickin Balls & Taken Names (Minn) (7-1) 22, 59
19. Tap That Ass (7-1) 28, 59
20. Greasy Cooters (6-1) 13, 41
21. Flying Burritos (6-1) 38, 68
22. Smooth Criminals (4-1) 11, 45 (won division)
23. Sweet Tang (4-1) 30, 53 (won division)
24. Cant Quite Score Enough (5-1-1) 23, 62
25. 1 Big Motorboatin Inning (4-1-1) 36, 37 (won division)
26. Drunk Again & Looking To Score (7-0-1) 20, 71
27. Prestige Worldwide (7-1) 9, 51
28. Pour Me Another (7-1) 24, 107
29. RC’s (6-1) 14, 57
30. Phat Kids (6-1) 20, 49
31. Ballistic Bunters (6-1) 21, 83
32. Balls Deep (6-1) 23, 66
33. Liver Damage (6-1) 25, 72
34. Overnite Celebrities (5-1) 18, 85
35. Kickin Mules (5-1) 19, 54
36. Liquor I Barely Know Her (5-1-1) 21, 48
37. Nagma (5-1-1) 34, 76
38. Blue Balls (6-2) 15, 55
39. Who Needs A Pitcher? (6-2) 23, 64
40. Mike Oxbig Foundation (6-2) 32, 63
41. Toe Jobs (6-2) 49, 99
42. Mr Simpson My Name Is Craig (5-2) 26, 44
43. Donkey Punch (5-2) 29, 74
44. Too Drunk To Kick (5-2) 42, 45
45. Brute Squad (5-2) 64, 67
46. Suck My Kick (6-1) (plays tonight)
47. Fisted (5-0-2) (plays tonight)
48. St Louis Big Balls

Swift Kick In The Grass (5-2) 35, 64 (plays tonight & needs to win)

Teams who still may get in (of this group only ~7 may get in since they will cannibalize one another):

Toe Jammers
Serenity Now
American Strike Force
Bad Boyz
We Like It Raw
Easy Out
Brew City Boozers
Harvey’s Ballbangers
All Day
cRayolas
Cornerstone Roofing
Kickball Jesus Would
Dropkickers

Declined Bids:

Bear Balls (7-0) 11, 91

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Mark N,

St. Losers v. Prestige would be a good 1st rounder.

haha i agree. why did bear balls decline?

We have Nate's (our 1st base) wedding. We'd be short 5 regulars, and didn't want to take a bye and then possibly have to forfeit or play with an all sub team.

Thats just fuckin irresponsible. What asshole plans a wedding on EOS day??

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Originally posted by El Capitan:
Thats just fuckin irresponsible. What asshole plans a wedding on EOS day??

no shit! id skip the wedding

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We'd be short 5 regulars

More to the point, who'd choose weddin' over kickball tourney?!?

"Wedding"

Open Bar? Reason enough.

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Originally posted by Sunkistboy:

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We'd be short 5 regulars

More to the point, who'd choose weddin' over kickball tourney?!?

2 of us are standing up + groom. I can't comment for the others.

I was thinking of going straight from the field to the front of the wedding with eye black on and all...but, I promised I wouldn't ruin another wedding.


Local man ruins everything

**Update**

Two more teams have qualified:

Picked Last In Gym Class (swept a doubleheader last night)

I'd Echo Tap That (Madison)

Picked Last in Gym Class worked its way into the tourney on the back of this guy roaming straight away center. My 1.000 fielding percentage and 1 kill further prove that I am a worthy sub for any caliber team.

Congrats me and Picked Last!

My god that has to be the most unathletic outfielder, since Greg 'The Bull' Luzinski was running lose in LF for the Phillies.

I think quite to the contrary. Most people my size cant do 1/8 the athletic shit I can.

So if we are one of the red headed step child teams that has to play on Friday to get in the tournament do we pick a provisional ping pong ball at the show tomorrow or do we just not pick a ball at all?

You can fight it out with the team you are pitted against Friday to decide who gets to pick the ball...

Looks like a field of 56-57 will represent the tourney. Only one more fire to put out before tomorrow afternoon to detemine the final number.

I'll post the field tomorrow AM.

Wow nelly, home already, you can thank me for helping out your problem

You mean your suggestion that Blue Balls & Prestige play at 7:30 AM? Done!

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Picked Last in Gym Class worked its way into the tourney on the back of this guy roaming straight away center. My 1.000 fielding percentage and 1 kill further prove that I am a worthy sub for any caliber team

Luckily the caliber of teams we played kept the ball well away from center. 1.000 fielding aided by 0 touches.

I don't know, if he had zero touches, we could be getting dangerously close to getting back into the 0/0 discussion again, and we all know that didn't end well, ha.

And no, those two teams should not be playing at 7:30 in the morning... On the plus side, Jared would be able to get all the tears out early and join up with the superdudes right away at least.

Nelson i thought we decided TFA was playing prestige at 6:30 and TFA would not be playing TFA rules and would bring in ringers.