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MUSA,

Does anyone know of any good Haunted Houses in the Milwaukee area?

One where El Capitan and I can get good and drunk and then fondle/molest unsuspecting high school girls without anyone knowing?


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Is there any reason to ask the masses when you can just text Piche and Gator?


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Originally posted by Death Machine:
MUSA,

Does anyone know of any good Haunted Houses in the Milwaukee area?

One where El Capitan and I can get good and drunk and then fondle/molest unsuspecting high school girls without anyone knowing?


The feargrounds at the Waukesha Airport has three houses. The first one is good (Morgan Mansion?), the other two kind of suck. I also think there are a lot of teenage girls that you could fondle, because there are a number schools near by.

The Haunted Woods in Big Bend has been pretty good in years past. Not exactly in MKE area, and probably less fondling available.



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http://www.hauntedwisconsin.com/



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Thanks for the link.


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I heard Walter's house is pretty scary...not so much for young girls but more so for young boys.


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I live in a halfway house....asshole.


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That explains everything...


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You may laugh but the one on I think it was 13th and Mitchell is good. Definitely has some jump back scary moments. And it has a zombie stripper that was dry humping a corpse. How cool is that?


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And it has a zombie stripper that was dry humping a corpse. How cool is that


Just so you all know, I've been to this haunted house, and that zombie is a male stripper.


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