Shockers 5/19/08 - The #13, 2-0-1 Shockers left their pride at home and m'unted more times than I could count against the unranked, 0-2, 3-2-1 Contact team. 3-2-1's defense held off the m'unts until late in the game Kevin Smith of the Shockers booted the ball to right center and just off of the fingertips of the outfielder for a home run to bring in the only 2 runs of the game.

Makes me wonder how many more runs could have been scored if they would have kicked away the entire game.

3-2-1, by the way, was a player short and only had 4 in the outfield.

Seriously, the munting really need to end. Grow a pair and kick the fucking ball. It is KICKball not MUNTball!

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Originally posted by The Breeze:
Seriously, the munting really need to end. Grow a pair and kick the fucking ball. It is KICKball not MUNTball!

Can't complete this post with out mentioning Cap'n's name. He so proud of his home runs that starting as munts. At least he takes pride wearing that skirt when he does that shit.

I, too, am guilty as charged but I did my time.

I remember playing in a post season game at the Twin Cities EOS where Jen's Husband subbed for the other team and started out the game with a Munt! I could not believe it! Letting him sub for the other team is one thing but then to start the game off with a MUNT, fucking unbelievable! He obviously grew a pair eventually since they have one sex trophy already with another on the way, but then again maybe Lunzer or the BRB knocked her up!

Ian Davidson of the Unmentionables dropped a m'unt on Puff N Stuff last Thursday in the bottom of the 9th with a runner on, no outs and down 6-3. I understand some without dignity may see the "strategy" in such a move, but Ian is currently tied for 12th in MN All-Time homeruns with 16. Wouldn't it be much more heroic to kick away and possible bring your team within 1 run?....

Puffy won 6-4.

Breeze, you didn't know those were 656's kids?

And for the record, Muffin still has no shame in m'unting. Let us not forget he was part of the Drunk Flamingos.

Even Jason knows they aren't his kids by now.

Thats really twisted, considering some of you call her Mom...

So 656 could be my dad, too?

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Originally posted by Rath:
So 656 could be my dad, too?

Not likely. Your ego isn't big enough to be his offspring. Any spawn of 656 would be bragging nonstop about their kicking record, and constantly putting down all m'unters and bunters alike.

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putting down all m'unters and bunters alike.

You mean a person with respect for the game. I think I will now call 656, Daddy Kickball.

HA!

Well, I did start this thread and mentioned that I went 3-3 and scored the only run against Tarsi last night.

Papa?

Are you seriously asking to be called Papa? Gross.

No, he thinks 656 is his daddy. Who knows, you may be next

NSC's got it. I think 656 might be my daddy.

I got your back Rath

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Originally posted by Rath:
NSC's got it. I think 656 might be my daddy.

Are you saying I had sex with a chicken?

Chicken fucker.

I don't know, deer have tiny legs, too so maybe it was a deer. You're not from Wisconsin are you?